Bridge Out!
Funny Friday Quote: Virtual Christian Center
A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
“Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. “Do you think,” said one clergy to the other, “we should just put up a sign that says ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”
Bible verse of the day: Proverbs 4:25
“Let your eyes look straight ahead, and your eyelids look right before you.”
Prayer:
Dear Heavenly Father,
Thank You for another week! I pray that You continue to move through our church, our city, our state, and our country. I pray for safe travel as my parents are heading up here from San Antonio. May we not lose focus of the mission and most importantly, may we keep our eyes focused on You to be our Guide in the things that You have planned out for our lives.
In Jesus Name I pray,
Amen
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