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What can I get for a rib?

Funny Friday Quote:  H. Aaron Cohl

    So…after Adam was created, there he was in the Garden of Eden.  Of course it wasn’t good for him to be all by himself, so the Lord came down to visit.  “Adam,”  He said, “I have a plan to make you much, much happier.  I’m going to give you a companion, a helpmate for you–someone who will fulfill your every need and desire.  Someone who will be faithful, loving, and obedient.  Someone who will make you feel wonderful everyday of your life.”

    Adam was stunned.  “That sounds incredible!”

    “Well, it is,” replied the Lord.  “But it doesn’t come for free.  In fact, this is someone so special that it’s going to cost you an arm and a leg.”

    “That’s a pretty high price to pay,” said Adam.  “What can I get for a rib?”

Bible verse of the day:  Genesis 2:22

“Then the rib which the LORD God had taken from man He made into a woman, and He brought her back to the man.”

Prayer:

Dear Heavenly Father,

It is so good to laugh.  I think we have become way too serious and just need to enjoy life and all that it has to offer.  The older I get, the faster times seems to be flying by. God, I pray that the time that You give me, is used wisely and lovingly.  I pray for lives to be changed this weekend.  I pray for souls to be saved, and I pray for those walking with You now, to grow even closer to You than they already are. Lord, I just thank You for this wonderful day and for all that it will hold. 

In Jesus Name I pray,

Amen

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