Funny Friday Quote

Funny Friday Quote:  George Washington and that cherry tree (George Jessel)
     A farmer gathered his six sons around him to demand, “Which one of you boys pushed the outhouse into the creek?”  The culprit did not step forward.
     “Now boys,” said the farmer, “remember the story of George Washington and the cherry tree.  It’s true [...]

Mall Walking

Story of the day:  Mall Walking
     I love to go to the mall and sit and watch people.  Each to his/her own has a unique walk.  Some walk according to how quickly they need to get to the stores with the greatest sales.  Others walk the mall just to exercise.  Some enjoy the company of [...]

Exercise your Spirit

Story of the day:  Exercise your Spirit
     As we have been in Dallas for a week now, Jeff started his workout regime once again.  Because it is extremely hot here, and we are no longer near a base so that we can go to the gym, he has resorted to running in these temperatures.  He usually [...]

What we get out of life depends on what we look for.

Story of the day:  What we get out of life depends on what we look for.
     “Criag Randall drives a garbage truck in Peabody, Massachusetts.  In a garbage container one day, he noticed a Wendy’s soft drink cup bearing a contest sticker.  Having won a chicken sandwich the week before, Randall checked it, hoping for [...]

Increasing your faith: Ask and you might just get it.

Story of the day:  Increasing your faith:  Ask and you might just get it.
     Good morning to all of you.  Jeff and I have arrived safely in Dallas.  If I could describe in one word this move, it would be, “WOW!”  Our entire trip was faced with so much opposition, as I usually expect some opposition.  However, what I didn’t [...]

Funny Friday Quote: What’s wrong with my wife?

Since we will be heading out tomorrow morning and are finalizing the remainder of things here in Dayton (shutting down Internet) I am sending the Funny Friday Quote early.  After today, we will no longer have access to it until we get Internet access in Dallas.  We are so excited to announce that our Pastor will be ordaining Jeff this coming [...]

Every child of God has equal access

Story of the day:  Every child of God has equal access.
     We often see preferential treatment in high class eating facilities, hotels, and designated areas that if people are willing to pay top dollar for can get the “priority” treatment. 
     Richard De Haan writes in Equal Access, Pastor Stuart Silvester told me of a conversation [...]

Why is this happening to me?

Story of the day:  Why is this happening to me?
     Whenever we get into a desperate situation and find ourselves at what seems to be “rock bottom”, we always seem to question God and ask Him, “Why is this happening to me?”  I found a great story that illustrates this scenario in a loving way.
     [...]

Commitment

Story of the day:  Commitment
     “Do you sometimes wish that others had the same commitment to getting something done that you do?  Do such feelings cause you to grumble and complain?  Remember the disciples of Jesus and how often they had let Him down?  They often didn’t understand what He was doing.  They couldn’t stay [...]

Funny Friday Quote

Funny Friday Quote (Happy 4th!!):  Medical Terms Defined
Benign:  What you be after you be eight.
Artery:  The study of paintings.
Bacteria:  Back door to cafeteria.
Barium:  WHat doctors do when patients die.
Caesarean section:  A neighborhood in Rome.
G . I. Series:  World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail:  What you hang your coat on.
Labor pain:  Getting hurt at work.
Medical staff:  A [...]