Funny Friday Quote: Small Towns

Funny Friday Quote:  Monica Piper
“I pulled into this town called Weedpatch.  I check into the Weedpatch Hotel; they give me a Key magazine with all the events going on in town.  I open it up-there’s a picture of me checking into the Weedpatch Hotel.”
Bible verse of the day:  Psalm 4:7
“You have put gladness in my [...]

Thankfulness

Story of the day:  Thankfulness
“Thankfulness sharpens us.  It reinforces our understanding of God’s goodness.  If there’s a situation that we don’t quite understand what God’s doing, then we thank Him for it.  Jesus often thanked His Heavenly Father.  As we follow in His steps, we too will walk in total thankfulness.” Nick Harrison
Quote of the day:  John [...]

A cancelled note

Quote of the day:  Henry Ward Beecher
“I can forgive, but I cannot forget” is only another way of saying, “I will not forgive.”  Forgiveness ought to be like a cancelled note, torn in two and burned up, so that it can never be shown against the forgiven party again.”
Bible verse of the day:  Matthew 18:35
“So [...]

Get into the habit

Story and Quote of the day:  Oswald Chambers
“Get into the habit of dealing with God about everything.  Unless in the first waking moment of the day you learn to fling the door wide back and let God in, you will work on a wrong level all day; but swing the door wide open and pray to [...]

Funny Friday Quote: I’m in sales

Funny Friday Quote:  I’m in sales (Paul Dickson)
     An elderly woman is sitting on a plane and getting increasingly nervous about the thunderstorm raging outside.  She turns to a minister sitting next to her:
     “Reverend you are a man of God.  Why can’t you do something about this problem?”
     “Lady, I’m in sales, not management.”
Bible [...]

Seeing God

Story of the day:  Seeing God
     “There is a story about a teenage boy who was deeply interested in scientific subjects, especially astronomy.  So his father bought him a very expensive telescope.  Since the young fellow had studied the principles of optics, he found the instrument to be most intriguing.  He took it apart, examined [...]

Mix it up

Story and Quote of the day:  Mix it up
     I had made some tortillas for dinner last night and as I began to put the ingredients together, I realized that the ingrediants alone weren’t what I considered to be edible or even tasted good. They actually tasted kind of bad.  I don’t remember saying to myself, “Wow, I think that this flour [...]

Have it to the full

Story and Quote of the day:  Have it to the full
“Don’t be satisfied with a mere feeble measure of spiritual life.  Strive to have the abundant life and to be well-rounded Christians.  Seek to have every power of your life developed to its utmost possibility and usefullness.  Find out whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things [...]

His Will Be Done

Story and Quote of the day: His Will Be Done
     “Fellow Christians, the will of God concerning us is not only the wisest and best thing in the world; it is also the tenderest and the sweetest.  God’s will for us is not only more loving than a father’s; it is more tender than a mother’s.  It [...]

Funny Friday Quote: Knock at the door

Funny Friday Quote:  Knock at the door
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote “Revelation 3:20″ on the back of it and stuck it [...]