Funny Friday Quote: Things that are checked

Funny Friday Quote: Things that are checked

Spare tire: The one you check the day after you have a flat.

Short Cut: A route on which you can’t find anybody to ask where you are.

Sign at the auto repair shop: Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.

Automobile: A machine that runs up hills and down people.

Bible verse of the day: Psalm 71:3

“Be to me a rock of refuge, a strong fortress, to save me, for you are my rock and my fortress.”

Prayer:

Dear Heavenly Father,

I thank You for being my solid rock and the foundation for which my life is built. Protect me this day and guide me in Your Way that I may continue to grow in You. I love You and thank You for this blessed day!

In Jesus Name I pray,

Amen

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