Funny Friday Quote: Pick three hymns

Posted: February 20, 2009 in Uncategorized

Funny Friday Quote:  Pick three hymns

The Sunday before Christmas, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 in the offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he’d like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly looking lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation and she pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and saying, “I’ll take him and him and him.”  Author Unknown

Bible verse of the day:  Colossians 3:15

“And let the peace of God rule in your hearts, to which also you were called in one body; and be thankful.”

Prayer:

Dear Heavenly Father,

Thank You for Your Words of Wisdom and Faith in my life.  Everything that I am doing for Your Kingdom, I do for Your Honor and Glory, and not for my own.  I thank You for always knowing what’s best for me and my family and for guiding us to where You want us to be.  I thank You for this blessed day!

In Jesus Name I pray,

Amen

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