Funny Friday Quote: How many states are there?

Posted: January 22, 2010 in Funny Friday Picks, January 2010

Funny Friday Quote:  How many states are there?

A retired minister made it a practice to visit the parish school one day each week.  The 4th graders were studying the states, so when he dropped in on the class, he asked them how many states they could name.  They could only come up with about 40 states.

The minister told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states.

To which one little boy replied, “Yes, but in those days there were only 13.” [Jim Kraus. Bloopers, Blunders, Quips, Jokes, and Quotes 2005]

Bible verse of the day:  Proverbs 20:29 (NKJV)

“The glory of young men is their strength and the splendor of old men is their gray head.”

Prayer:

Dear Heavenly Father,

Thank You for this glorious day.  I lift my voice today to give You all the praise that is under the sun.  May I walk in Your footsteps, as You guide me in my life, and fill me with Your Living Water.  May cup run over and into the lives of others, sharing with them, Who You are.

In Jesus Name I pray,

Amen

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