Funny Friday Quote (Noah’s Ark)

Posted: April 9, 2010 in April 2010
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Funny Friday Quote: Noah’s Ark

Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time.

A couple of boys noticed something interesting about the placement of the story in the Bible. They slipped into the church and glued two pages of the pulpit Bible together.

The next Sunday, the preacher got up to read his text. “Noah took unto himself a wife,” he began, “and she was” – he turned the page to continue – “three hundred cubits long, fifty wide and thirty high.”

Bible verse of the day: Genesis 7:5 9 (NKJV)

“And Noah did according to all that the LORD commanded him.”

Prayer:

Dear Heavenly Father,

You have filled me with Your Spirit and I am so blessed to have been given wisdom and understanding for the things You are asking of me today. Teach me this day how to carry out these tasks with the great gifts that You have given me and to step in accordance to Your Will. I love You and I am thankful for this blessed day!

In Jesus Name I pray,

Amen


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