April 2010

Funny Friday Quote: “God Speaks” Billboards

Funny Friday Quote: “God Speaks” Billboards

“God ¬†Speaks” billboards are catching the eyes of highway commuters in Dallas. The billboards feature simple white text on a black background. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. A list of all that have appeared to date:

  • Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game–God.
  • C’mon over and bring the kids.–God.
  • What part of “Thou shalt not” didn’t you understand?–God
  • We need to talk–God.
  • Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer.–God
  • Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.–God
  • That “Love thy neighbor” thing? I meant it.–God
  • Will the road you’re on get you to my place?–God
  • Big bang theory, you’ve got to be kidding!–God
  • My way is the highway.–God
  • Need directions?–God
  • You think it’s hot here?–God
  • Have you read my No. 1 best seller? There will be a test.–God
  • Do you have any idea where you’re going?–God
  • Don’t make me come down there.–God

Bible verse of the day: Psalm 18:30 (NKJV)

“As for God, His way is perfect; The word of the LORD is proven; He is a shield to all who trust in Him.”

Prayer:

Dear Heavenly Father,

As I woke up today, I couldn’t help but worship You. Father, I lift my voice to You and I pray that what You hear is a sweet sound to Your ear. Thank You for breathing life into me and blessing me with a gift that has blessed me spiritually. Your Love is like no other and it sparks a flame deep within my soul to do Your Will and share with others how great You are. I love You Father and I am so grateful for this day!

In Jesus Name I pray,

Amen