April 2010

Funny Friday Quote: That’s not true

Funny Friday Quote: That’s not true (Lowell Streiker)

Pastor Ben Thompson of Mount Pisco Church admonished one of his deacons, “I didn’t see you in church on Sunday. I heard you were playing golf instead.”

The deacon responded, “That’s not trued, Reverend. And I have the fish to prove it.”

Bible verse of the day: Ecclesiastes 8:1 (NIV)

“Who is like the wise man? Who knows the explanation of things? Wisdom brightens a man’s face and changes its hard appearance.”

Prayer:

Dear Heavenly Father,

As I woke up this morning, I couldn’t help but worship You. My lips ring sounds of praise and my heart is light today. Thank You for providing me with love, grace, and mercy.

In Jesus Name I pray,

Amen