Funny Friday Picks, May 2008

Funny Friday Quote

Funny Friday Quote:  Jeff Rovin

   “The doctor decided to put his patient on a diet.   “I want you to eat regularly for two days,”  the physician directed.   “Then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two more weeks.  The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds.”

   When the man returned, he had lost twenty pounds.  “You did this just by following my instructions?”  the doctor asked.

   The fellow nodded.  “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”

   “From hunger?”

   “No, from skipping!”

Bible verse of the day:  Psalm 8:1

“O LORD, our Lord, How excellent is Your name in all the earth, Who have set Your glory above the heavens!”


Dear Heavenly Father,

Thank You for such an awesome day!  Today as I venture out into what Your day holds for me, I pray that You show me Your ways and lead me in Your truth.  Examine me Father that I may  walk in integrity.  Lord, I wish to only seek and serve You the rest of my days here on this earth.  I love You Father and I pray for a weekend of continued service and worship to You in the hopes that lives may be changed.  Father, those that don’t know You and don’t have a personal relationship with You, may You stir in them the love that You have so blessed me with that their only desire will be to seek You out.

In Jesus Name I pray,


February 2008

Well of Life

Story of the day:  Well of Life

    Here’s a little something to ponder on today.  Do you truly think the people in history really existed? Let me put it another way, how do you know George Washington existed and was the first President of the United States?  We believe these things because we have written documentation that tells us he was.  We didn’t actually know George Washington, yet everything within us tells us we do and that he truly existed.  We have faith in the History books to know it is true.  If that’s the case and we have no problems believing this is true, then why do people have such a hard time believing Scripture?  It too is written documentation that tells us what all went down many many years ago.  But people are so funny that way, they need proof, like some sort of miracle to be presented before them before they actually agree with what the Bible says instead of believing just out of faith.  If their are no results and the results aren’t meeting people’s expectations, then they tend to steer clear from them.  God has given us instructions in His Word and we are to follow them and live by the examples that are placed within them.  Faith is more than just the reading of the Word, it is truly relying on it as a communication tool from God to you.   I came across a story that I found very interesting written from the book titled Living above the Level of Mediocrity, and was written by Charles Swindoll.

    He says, “Legend has it that a man was lost in the desert, just dying for a drink of water.  He stumbled upon an old shack-a ramshackled, windowless, roofless, weather-beaten old shack.  He looked about this place and found a little shade from the heat of the desert sun.  As he glanced around he saw a pump about fifteen feet away-an old, rusty water pump.  He stumbled over to it, grabbed the handle, and began to pump up and down, up and down.  Nothing came out.

    Disappointed, he staggered back.  He noticed off to the side an old jug.  He looked at it, wiped away the dirt and dust, and read a message that said, “You have to prime the pump with all the water in this jug, my friend.  P.S.:  Be sure you fill the jug again before you leave.”

    He popped the cork out of the jug and sure enough, it was almost full of water!  Suddenly, he was faced with a decision.  If he drank the water, he could live.  Ah, but if he poured all the water in the old rusty pump, maybe it would yield fresh, cool water from down deep in the well, all the water he wanted.

    He studied the possibility of both options.  What should he do, pour it into the old pump and take a chance on fresh, cool water or drink what was in the old jug and ignore its message?  Should he waste all the water on the hopes of those flimsy instructions written, no telling how long ago?

    Reluctantly he poured all the water into the pump.  Then he grabbed the handle and began to pump, squeak, squeak, squeak.  Still nothing came out!  Squeak, Squeak, Squeak.  A little bit began to dribble out, then a small stream, and finally it gushed!  To his relief, cool water poured out of the rusty pump.  Eagerly, he filled the jug and drank from it.  He filled it another time and once again drank its refreshing contents.

    Then he filled the jug for the next traveler.  He filled it to the top, popped the cork back on, and added this little note:  “Believe me, it really works.  You have to give it all away before you can get anything back.”

    So the next time you come across your water well and are thirsty for the knowledge that God has set before us written in His Word, maybe you too will follow the instructions that are written within it. Once you do, Your cup will begin to overflow with the Well of Life, just like what was written in this little legend up above,  and just as the traveler did, be sure to share what was given to You with others, that they too maybe able to drink from the Well of Life.

Quote of the day:  Helen Keller

“Life is either a daring experience or nothing at all.”

Bible verse of the day:  John 4:10

“Jesus answered and said to her, “If you knew the gift of God, and who it is who says to you, ‘Give Me a drink,’ you would have asked Him, and He would have given you the living water.”


Dear Heavenly Father,

Thank You so very much for Your living water.  I thank You that You always supply my needs and are always willing to keep my well full.  God, it is my faith in You that is so very strong and continues to move me forward with the plan that You have set before me.  I pray for continued guidance and wisdom from Your Word to show me the things that You are teaching me.  God, I continually learn something new from Scripture everyday, and that is why it is called Your Living Word.  You are alive in Me and Your desire and love for me is so much greater than I can fathom.  I thank You for my life, for the living water that You have given to me for drink and for Your never-ending Love that moves me continuously. I thank You for this day.

In Jesus Name I pray,